I'm Russell True. I understand fully that Tumblr isn't what it used to be. Hardly anyone writes their own things. This website has become bunches of people reblogging pictures of half naked girls, guys with piercings, memes, and other semi-entertaining photos. If someone takes a high focus picture of themselves getting a tattoo, smoking a cigarette, or doing something relatively cool, they will become widely renowned on this website. This blog is satirically poking fun at that exact thing. Enjoy, kids.